Tonight I embark on an adventure that doesn't take place everyday. I will give you a hint: it involves many silly games, requires lots of jello shots ( sugar free, please), and usually at some point makes you look like an *sshole. No takers? Well it's a bachelorette party.
A bachelorette party in your 30s feels a whole lot different than a bachelorette party in your 20s, especially when you are the oldest one attending. Your wardrobe is slightly tweaked now usually requiring more "coverage" even though that's always a challenge for me , notably on top. You make decisions with a bit more class so singing on top of a bar into a bottle of Patron lip-synching the lyrics to "Can't Fight The Moonlight" from Coyote Ugly probably would not be the brightest decision. Body shots start to become taboo once your 30 plus, hmm, ok once your 21 plus and not in Cancun it's a big old mess. And finally, you mentally prepare yourself to be the "mommy" of the group, getting ready to hold back hair and put girls into cabs who can't stand or speak at the end of night. Boy have times changed...those were the good old days. Yet, bing! a light bulb has gone of in my head! These blessed events don't come around that often so I'm ready to grab the bull my the horns and dabble into my 20s bachelorette experiences. A little "on top of the bar singing "never hurt anyone and you only live once, right? Wardrobe selection TBD will keep you all posted, looking for coverage ASAP. Party rockers in the house tonight...
And this is why I love you. Don't let mommyhood take away your cool factor. I expect multiple drunk texts from high atop a bar.
ReplyDeletei expect you to be scantily clad, i know you still have it in you sal!! amazing
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